I just want to lick boots.
That’s all I want right now. Is that too much to ask?
(obviously because the only boots available for licking are my own and that would be weird.)
(via transversegirl)
(Source: dirtyleatherboots, via littlemattyrand)
Just amusing myself thinking of that time I was pretty much begging you to fuck me, but I couldn’t get the words out so I just said “Please” on repeat for ages and then you stopped and asked “Please what?” and I just kept saying please. I eventually did manage to say it but we couldn’t because my dad was in the house, but I kept asking anyway.
When you’re watching porn and there’s music, or the people make the most ridiculous noises and/or gestures.
THIS ISN’T EROTIC, THIS IS COMEDY GOLD!
(Source: patience5, via littlebratprince)
